Flying Spaghetti Monster
Flying Spaghetti Monster
Latin nimenovanie: -
Other names: LMM, His Makaronneyshest, FSM, His Savoriness , His Noodly One, His Pastaness, The Saucy Master.
Classification: deity, supernatural being, copyright.
habitats - everywhere.
Flying Spaghetti Monster (Flying Spaghetti Monster) - god parody religion founded by a young graduate of the Faculty of Physics, University of Oregon, Bobby Henderson in 2005 in protest against the decision Department of Education of Kansas, require you to enter high-school concept of "intelligent design" as an alternative to evolutionary theory. In the open letter on his website Henderson announced a new faith in the Flying Spaghetti Monster - a supernatural creature, consisting of spaghetti and meatballs and endowed with the incredible power of God, concluded in his Naimakaronneyshey right hand.
Followers Flying Spaghetti Monstrizma (LMM) is called a pastafariantsami (the term pasta, pasta, meaning a whole).
Henderson called for a study pastafarianstva in schools, thereby using argument reductio ad absurdum (reduction to absurdity) against the teaching of "intelligent design".
Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster), founded in 2006, all the same Henderson tells us about the following:
- invisible and intangible Flying Spaghetti Monster created the universe, beginning with mountains, trees, and dwarf;
- All of the evidence evolution have been deliberately tailored to Flying Spaghetti Monster, who is feeling pastafariantsev faith by doing so that things look older than it actually is;
- Pastafariansky paradise includes at least one beer volcano and a stripper factory:
- Flying Spaghetti Monster created the pirates - "Absolute divine creation, or the original pastafariantsev. Their image as "thieves and outcasts" - the misinformation spread by Christian theologians of the Middle Ages. In fact, they were peace-loving explorers and spreaders of good will handing out candy to children.
- Global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes and other natural disasters - a direct consequence of reducing the number of pirates since 1800 in the proof This resulted in a schedule, which clearly illustrates that a reduction in the number of pirates on the Earth global temperature is always rising.
have pastfariantsev there are eight strictly unmet rules, or commandments, referred to as "I wish you did not do it." They were given to Pirates Moseyu by Flying Spaghetti Monster on Mount Arafat, and later recorded in the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Originally Commandments were ten, but two of them Mosey accidentally dropped into the sea, going down the hill along a narrow path.
Other churches often accuse pastafarianskuyu a shaky moral principles, which themselves pastfariantsy explain the losses of these two commandments, which were apparently the most important, a strict and principled.
Commandments, these are as follows:
1. Better you do not behave like a selfish ass and devotee, when preaching the grace of my pasta. If other people do not believe me, there's nothing to worry about. I'm not so samovlyublen, honestly. In addition, it is not about these people, so do not be distracted.
2. Had better you can not justify my name oppression, enslavement, shredding, or economic exploitation of other, well, you know, generally nasty attitude towards others. I do not require sacrifices, the purity required for drinking water, but not for men.
3. I wish you did not judge people by their appearance, clothing, or by how they speak. Behave yourself, okay? Oh yeah, and this in turn vbey blunt head off: A woman - a person. The man - a person. A boring - it's always a pain. No man better than the others, except for the ability to dress fashionably - I'm sorry too, but I have given in this sense, women only, and only of some of the guys - those who are distinguished by purple of crimson.
4. I wish you'd not allowed myself to action, are unacceptable to you yourself or your voluntary and sincere partner (having reached the allowable age and emotional maturity). All dissenters suggest going the forest, if only they did not consider it offensive. In this case, they may for a variety of Turn off your TV and go for a walk.
5. I wish you'd never fought with fanatical, sexist and other hateful ideas of others on an empty stomach. Eat, then go to these assholes.
6. I wish you did not spend a lot of money to build churches, temples, mosques, shrines for the sake of glorifying my macaroni grace, because that money is better spent - choose what:
- to end poverty
- to cure diseases
- a peaceful life, passionate love, and a reduction the cost of the Internet. Let
I slozhnouglevodnoe omniscient creature, but I love the simple pleasures of life. Who, if not I know? It was I who created everything.
7. Better would not you tell everyone around us, as I told you. You're not so interested in everything. Enough to think only about themselves. And remember that I asked you to love your neighbor, do not come?
8. Better you do not do unto others as you want, to do to you if it comes to the vast quantity of latex or petroleum jelly. But if someone else likes it too, then (following the fourth commandment), do it, shoot the photo, but for heaven's sake - wear a condom! It's just a piece of rubber. If I do not want you to receive pleasure from the process, I would have provided for spikes or anything else like that.
Pastafarianstvo is the world's sole religion of the so-called "God-back" guarantee (God-back guarantee). This means that you can test pastafarianstvo within one month, and if you prevail thrust to their old religion, it is no problem to get back into its fold.
Although pastafarianstvo and is clearly a parody character of this pseudo-religion for a short time gained a lot of fans and admirers around the world, and Flying Spaghetti Monster has become a cult character, especially for young atheists and agnostics.
According to the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster Himself Flying Spaghetti Monster is made up of two main entities: the ability to fly and actually Spaghetti Monster.
ability to fly enables Flying Spaghetti Monster overcome infinitely long distances in an infinitely small time intervals. This essence is unknowable complex supernatural and can not be divided into separate components. The same who tried to do it, waiting for an imminent punishment Flying Spaghetti Monster.
Spaghetti Monster same - the essence of which is the physical body of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, by contrast, can be divided into three main components:
- Meatballs - a symbol of strength and durability, are a source of power LMM;
- Pasta, also known as Naimakaronneyshie Hands. They allow LMM touch everything down to the farthest corners of the universe, affecting everything and everyone.
- Sauce - emanation, emanating from the meatballs and pasta.
View Flying Spaghetti Monster, if you're not a pirate, and a faithful pastafarianets is almost impossible. However, we know that the projected image of Flying Spaghetti Monster, you can use a flashlight and cotton sticks. It should be noted that 99.9% of people check out this way have died of fear and incessant involuntary defecation.
famous picture plane the U.S. Air Force C-17 «Globemaster», the drop heat-blende, is considered one of the irrefutable evidence of the existence of Flying Spaghetti Monster
Pastafarianskie scientists have found that if the above vessel with water several times to repeat, "Oh, Flying Spaghetti Monster touch me with his Naimakaronneyshey Hand ", then cooked in such water noodles are in the 3.14 times more nutritious (Life-giving) as compared with normal tap water.
There is speculation that the Flying Spaghetti Monster is a distant cousin of Cthulhu, although supporters of Cthulhu and pastafariantsy with this assumption does not agree.
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