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[Personal Post] My B-day gifts, Let Me Show You Them (Pic-heavy)

Folks, this year I turned twenty, which means they are no longer a teenager D:
MA! I did a lot of wonderful gifts.
(also Inter and Bayern gave me a gift and have won: D * I haz it egocentrism *)
things first:
First of all, Mom & Dad gave me the match against Italy, Fiji, who was in Modena and was just yesterday and it was a beautiful part. That Italy won. With 8 free-kick from Mirco. Which also had engaged in front of his nose. OMG. STILL DO NOT BELIEVE IT. YOU DO NOT KNOW WHAT ARE THE GGGGGGHAMBE GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH of the Man-ok, sorry.
enjoy!

But since the tickets gave them to almost get the commissioner to the sport and has no wanted money, Mom gave me money to buy the shirt

And that tight in there is my big fat belly D: (and my boobs, I would like to keep those even lose weight, but ... E_e)
And then I also got the package fan of Arjen Robben: D

That mad mad my maternal aunt gave me money and a shower cap over ; beautiful in the world:

THAT ALSO THE TAIL OF BISCIONE * A *


Grandma gave me a space heater for the house at Forli, the thermal bath is broken CAC

My other aunt gave me a DVD I was looking for for ages * A *


My friends who are a beautiful thing that life gave me the best headphones in the world: D


With built-in bottle opener on the drunkard; D


The shynga bellamolto is one thing and she gave me other figures for the album, which I found between the dual of the Captain ... guess where I put XD

(among other things, yes, my wallet is Mono & Kuro XD)

But above all, everyone gave me the greatest thing in the world

L 'to be a happy X3 Yuppezza

Also, look at the cake that I brought to class as it is coming pussy: D

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[Original] $ # *! my Dad says [Bingo Italy]

Title: $ # * ! my Dad says
Fandom: Original
Characters / Pairing: Eric , Paul
Rating: R
Wordcount: 475
Warning: Crack!, Stupidity, shits & giggles
Disclaimer: The characters are MIEIMIEIMIEIMIEI, then nobody can complain about anything
Notes: Written with the prompt Amnesia for bingo_italia , the title is loosely inspired by scopiaz show aired on Thursday on the CBS / O / (if they decide to not pay me for this advertising aggratis i loathe / or \\)
And just to the record, Paul did not really suffer from amnesia, is just stupid / o \\ ---

Eric returns to the table by his father and puts in front of the beer.

"Here. Happy now? "

Paul is half grunt and turns to his son. "Do not treat me like I was a kid, I continue to be your father."

The mechanic looks up at the sky and sighs.

"Trust me, I did not forget. So why did you want that we met? "He asks, sitting down facing each other.

Paul is silent and calm takes a sip from his mug. Lay the glass, wipes the foam mustache with the back of his hand and leans his elbows on the table.

then calmly announced: "I do not remember anymore."

Eric is silent for a moment, incredulous, then he understands that his father is not kidding and its expression gradually breaks down.

... Dad. Define 'I do not remember'. "

" Simple. I chiedto to see us today is Wednesday and Saturday, as it is assumed that I could remember to this day? "

" Why I've asked to see us Wednesday night, then? "

" Because I did not want to see you Wednesday. "

" Why have not you written somewhere that you wanted to tell me? " ;

"I did it."

The mechanic tightens the bridge of his nose between his fingers in frustration. "Dad ... where you wrote it six? "

" I do not remember. "

... Daddy. "

" What? I suffer from amnesia, you can not blame me! "

" You do not suffer from amnesia, you only have the usual damn bad memory you've had twenty-six years now! "

" This can not know! "

Eric shakes his eyes. "Want to bet? Thirteen millenovecentonovantuno April. My first football game. You did not come. I was very angry. Guess what? Have you played the card of amnesia. Again. "

Paul snorts and shrugs. "And understand, I used a lame excuse, that time!"

"Twenty-three in October two thousand and two. You and mom had to come to know the parents of Serena. Mom is coming and you do not because you were at work. Mom brought you to pieces. Tira a guess that excuses you pulled out. "

The father shakes his head. "All right! I do not suffer from amnesia! "

" Here. Thank you for your understanding. "

" I should have beat you more, as a child. "

Eric raises an eyebrow. "The only time you gave me a slap, you mother has disintegrated. And growing up, when we did I always won the fight. "

" Useless details. "

" Yeah, sure. "

" continues to be designed on the seats of my truck. "

Eric covers his ears, with suffering expression. "Good God, Dad, stop telling me every time!"

"Never, is the only thing that I can use against you."

Young sighs loudly, putting the empty bottle on the table .

"I just do not even remember what you had to tell me, right?"

"No, I do not remember, I suffer of amnesia. "
" Dad, I told you five minutes ago! "

... you tell me what I should say? So why the hell are you asking me? "

Eric covers her face with both hands, with a frustrated moan. "I told you that you can not use the excuse of amnesia."
Paul is silent, seems to think a bit '.

"Oh, yes."
"Eh." Snorted the mechanic.

"Well, but you can not expect me to remember it, I suffer from amnesia."

What Do You Write On A Sobreity Birthday Card

[Original] Fuck you, RL

Title: Fuck you , RL
Fandom: Original
Characters / Pairing: Walt, Nikodemus (courtesy of iele_carmilla )
Rating:
PG13 Wordcount: 605
Warning: slash , seeds almost approximately remotely porneggiante
Disclaimer: The characters are my and iele_carmilla and this is what / O /
Notes: written for iele_carmilla that I promised a fic of at least 500 words if Inter had won ... against Werder * laughs hysterically * has been a part OCTOGEMELLARE. And as a mother who has just ventured into natural part of all eight creatures, I want to tear the ovaries and throw down a cliff / o \\ ---

Walter looks at the gears through his magnifying glass, before the sound of the door that opens to distract him.

"It's closed." He muttered, without even looking up.

Laughter Nikodemus crystalline and unmistakable, however, suddenly recalls all his attention.
"I know, sorry ... just passed to see how you are. "says the Finn, with a smile.
"Nick, hello ..." Say hello to the red, surprised, before falling off the stool on which he was perched.

"Do not worry, Walt, if you were working on I'm leaving ..." The blonde stops, playing with the belt of her coat.

"No, you kidding? That old clock is broken for years ... put off another day does not change anything ... "

Nick chuckles and approaches the counter. "If you have nothing urgent to do, then I remain ..."

Walt mentions half smile, while the Finn looks around, studying carefully the junk shop and fill it up.

His face almost glows, in meeting the outline of an old tube radio.

"It still works, that?" Question, by looking up all'irladese.
"Uh ... how? "
" That radio. "shall specify. "It still works?" He asks.

"I do not know ... wait. " Replied the man, before getting up and climbing on the shelves to take it. "No, there is no valve." She says, before meeting the gaze of Nikodemus disappointed. Walt
sighs and goes down from the shelves. "But I think I can change." He says, returning to the counter.
"Never mind, never mind ..."
"No, no, really. I have a valve in the box of spare parts, will not be long. "

Nick smiles. "Thanks, Walt ..."
"I can not believe ..." he muttered, imbrarazzato, and began working at a good pace.

When I try to turn it on, the device not only works, but seems unable to tune the frequency of a modern radio. The Finnish

adjust the frequency until it is able to meet a well-known song and makes him smile.

"Mannish Boy ..."

"Do you like Muddy Waters?"

"We say yes ..." Nick chuckles, before loosing his coat in time with the music, moving hips to the rhythm slowly.
Surprised, Walter stops to look at him, not knowing how else to react.

Given that reaction, the blonde giggles and drops to ground coat, revealing discovery that leaves a wide-mesh shoulder edition white trousers that wrap perfectly long legs and supple.

"Let's say that I really like Mannish Boy, more than anything else ..." he whispered, licking his lips, and moves with the melody.
"I see ..." Whispers only Irish, but could not tear his eyes from the bodies.

The young man, well aware of this power, he runs his hands on his chest, making the fabric to join the slender body and discovering even more skin.
"I like it so much, this song ..." he murmured, suave, first to lift the edge of the mesh and remove it completely.

Walt opens her eyes, with a strangled groan.
not believe it. It is not possible.

As if he read minds, Nick chuckles. "I'm real, Walt ... are not an illusion ... "She says, approaching him.

Irish gasps, while the young man takes a hand and posing on the hot skin of his chest.

"Or maybe I'd imagine so often not understand what is reality?" calls before take it to his lips and sucking up the tips. "It so, Walt? I want so much? "Ask again, sounding feline, before leaving again to unbutton his pants.

remained virtually naked, seductive smiles and pushes down Walt, letting him slide his hands from chest to thighs.

"But that's okay ... why do you want it too ... "moans, kneeling between her legs, while opening his pants.

Irish looks at him with wide eyes and shortness of breath, laying down his lips dangerously close to his groin e. ..

As usual, the fucking alarm rings, interrupting the dream the better.

Light, mica could be Nick in a dream, imagine.

is truly so, that frustrate you to death.

'Fuck it, real life.

Ap Bio Lab 5 Wards Question Answers

Joan Sutherland. Interview, which was not

http://www.belcanto.ru/10111901.html

anyone know figure Culture famili Matusevich? I know. P h go nak Forum and Site Prirak opera Cyril Veselago. There at the time the author of that name erupted panegyric по поводу премьеры оперы "Дети Розенталя" в Большом театре. При таком раскладе совершенно понятно, что человек прикормленный. Но в никаких таких интервью, с that go out to the rest of the world opera stars of those years more, Matusevich has not been noticed (if anyone noticed, you can correct me).
And suddenly, like a bolt from the blue sky, last interview Diva . And in any out there The Independent or The New York Times or at worst Tages Anzeiger, which actually work music critics and they would not otkazalit obtain such material in the spring of this year, - Well, which would give them , - when the lady-Commander of the Order of the British Empire for 2 years after it occurred nepriyanostey Health does not show up on people. And before that she adored to be interviewed except as with his famous spouse conductor Richard Boehning (Bonynge).

I was intrigued ... How does the candidate of economic sciences and a member of the jury amateur singing competitions managed to break into the house to the celebrated singer. Okay. Assume that Matusevich her great and longtime friend, to whom she was ready to reveal his soul, being in a very unhealthy condition. Then, proud of their homeland. True, the pride of a small poubavlyaet neuvyazochka - La Stupenda Changes after its signature was not supplied. Before it could not reach. How so? May have to sit out for 2 day or longer in Switzerland, to correct all as expected, knocking in my own way in this warm and welcoming home, yes and get a signature. And if it failed and it was so bad that the singer is simply no longer connect with the former great friend, and then completely died, it is quite it was necessary to read the material Richard Boehning and get at least his approval. He was in perfect health. He's all right. And he has always personally approve or did not approve of the interview Joan Sutherland. Nothing of the sort, they long thought in the wording and far-fetched to pass off as a testament of the great singer any delirium, which they came into his head, n h differently this verbiage can not be named.

Why Matusevich, God knows. Apparently, in order to tell how George Sutherland effusively watched broadcast of "Eugene Onegin" on TV from Paris, where a director is very trendy and very popular in the west a man with a Russian name. And we all remember that Comrade. Matusevich not free from what is happening now in the Bolshoi Theater. The only thing you can chide him, it's because Sutherland not told that the product was shocked to the depths of her soul. But could in a certain interview anything like bryaknut ...
But apparently the desire to create at least a halo of credibility led the interviewer to put into the mouth of the diva something about not match something something.

Well, of course, among the Russian singers Who could remember Joan Sutherland? Of course Russian singer with uncharacteristic of Russian surnames, more like the Italian . And here to the fortuneteller Do not go - there was nothing: neither Switzerland nor Joan Sutherland or Matusevicha away from her. P h to imagine that the singer, born in Australia, with a monstrous accent spoke in Italian, something she knew about the Russian names, which are known to be what you want (for example, compare - Netrebko / Matusevich / Tazhetdinova), to the extent that Kasrashvili name is not Russian, but more like an Italian. It is only when the great love of Makvala Fillimonovne can blurt out. And I very much doubt this love of Ms. Sutherland and absolutely no doubt in the presence thereof in Mr. Matusevich. And it looks like it is for these 2 wonderful points of the interview and everything else started.

I guess that last interview Sutherland portal Belcanto.ru unlikely to be interested in at least one decent edition. It is because of what was not his. P h if it was in fact, it would be a bomb. And, you know, well, sports guys on the portal Bel canto, sucking the finger, knowing that one is not read, except for 20 people. A Tcherniakov with Kasrashvili like how easy Respect of a great singer. It turns out that in the last year of his life She thought about them.

interesting thoughts on what these stars turn in the performance of Alexander Matusevicha? I think it's time to publish the latest interview with Maria Callas, the more accurately that Callas was in "Eugene Onegin" in 1969 when the Bolshoi came to Paris for a tour and saw Makvala Kasrashvili, who shouted Obraztsova, talks with Callas in the wings - Lena, call me. One unfortunate that Onegin was not Chernyakova. And so, just everything in the suit turned out be.

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[Meme] So as usual I will cagherà smear, MA!

The first 5 people who comment here can write the title of my fanfiction - any - and I will write a spin-off or a sequel or something similar on them.
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Can A 3 Months Baby Take Anbesol

CEO Bolshoi Theatre in the transfer of "primary role"



I do not know in what historical moments I like most general director of the Bolshoi Theater ... He's so different. Six months decides its fate - in the spring made desperate attempts to extend the contract for the next five years. It turned out badly. Just from this point on the general almost porestal appear in public. Behaved quieter water below the grass. By the first hint from above removed his greatest pride, which was planted the role of artistic director with no leakage of information (r e in the day when planted, and then reported) Joy-how much it was, how much was genuine pride, now, we are able also steal concoct. :-) And Desyatnikov removed without the noise and dust. And the theater without any pride, had to admit that the crisis-manager, who, in fact, finger during his service did not hit him, but scared of his face, and avant-garde continues to scare supermarket shoppers "Crossroads" it is, their direct duties and failed to comply. But something just did not promise early in his career ... The main thing - to find a replacement, but never imagined that he himself replaced very quickly and without a declaration of war.

By September kolotun of actors drama called leadership of the Bolshoi Theater has reached full apofigeya. All of course went to the theater, but terribly worried. :-) In the end, an agreement was signed, and as he said himself the general, in seconds -time emboldened and zalosnivshiysya, - Well, who, if not I should bring the matter before the end of Reconstruction and complete the relocation of the Bolshoi Theatre on the main stage. Later, however, remembered that the past 2 years has no relation to the reconstruction and construction helmets are not long walks.
CEO remembered even that he allegedly is responsible. For the artistic side case. During that every self-respecting intendant of the great opera house - and I hope no one doubts that we do not live in a village called Milan with his provincial tearom La Scala, we've got the third Rome, for a moment, and the budget, the registered separately in the national budget - always answers. And what I particularly liked the this term, large, depicted clearly, with a brave grin and with a distinct claim to catch up and overtake the opera house in Aachen, or take higher of Essen.

Home joy for us all and of course for the CEO is the money that flowed all the rivers of the bottomless pockets of the state, Now also the opening ceremony of the old reconstructed the scene. With that, and open, we can. Mortier with Crisp as a particularly distinguished guests were invited, Brigitte Lefevre, of course, if it does not hunt until this time (and if you hunt, you still invite). Podedut from La Scala worthy of this event balerinushki from the third line of the corps de ballet. And it is very likely event that a star of world opera, however, now ranked second among the best soprano of the world after Catherine Shcherbachenko itself Alevtina Spring - oh, sorry, Anna Netrebko - graced this action of course with their August spouses, although they will have to come off at any time by Ches on towns and villages in the immense CIS, but did not do for the opening of the Bolshoi Theater.
old cadres of course also revive old. But they, and God himself told - because as a basic repertoire of pull, consisting of 5 operas. If it were not for their fragile shoulders, that would be left on Grand Opera Theatre. Alone on the world opera stars such as Madri Byers and Birgitta Kirstensen because not go far. And our director has kept the same, rascal, the main backbone of the troupe - no one left, everything here without a job sitting waiting when I finally opened a big stage and go opera worthy of this scene. Only half burned, half rotted away and restore at least some kind of repertoire will be able not earlier than 30 years. But dreaming is not bad ... For example, the restoration of Opera "Masquerade Ball" in the scenery Nicholas Benoit with Makvala Kasrashvili, Elena Obraztsova and Badri Maisuradze in the lead roles.

10 years, works righteous General Director in the field of musical theater were not in vain, he finally realized that the opera was bogged down in the globalization and prominent artists sing in many different theaters around the world. But until that BT get round. So one of the thoughts that seemed to now constantly thinking indendant Big, pereglobalizirovat entrusted to him by the theater, EM lard his stars of world opera at full blast. But this only applies to singers, n h in directing us to let well look no need - we already have Dmitry Chernyakov, a prominent figure . And there is not something to ponder. Suppose that puts everything he wants. And even if "Ruslan" instead of the head will Ass, then we'll all be a pleasure to smell like it smells. And please, no dispute on this subject, n h quartermaster understands its responsibilities.

In the Great theater of the world's best ballet, for which the heart does not ache. The only trouble of course - a favorite of "Romeo and Juliet" Donnelana / Poklitaru most brazen manner, have no relation to the integrity of the work, Prokofiev's relatives are banned. And because they have dripped copyrights for each submission, as they are, bitch banned. And do not allow Quartermaster enjoy the integrity and completeness of this brilliant work. The man with the burning stopped going to the ballet. :-) But, like everything else in the world, has found an outlet in the opera - in this fashionable nowadays direction of musical culture. Here, too small neuvyazochka out - to hysterics loved "The Adventures of Rake's Progress, but the product is again not talking. Do not just think that the relatives of Stravinsky banned demonstrations. Then another - the audience does not walk. And by the way, quartermaster could buy all the tickets or at least a half and he would have sat down with the press service, tours, and be admired.

The new 3-anniversary of his service, Mr. CEO finally realized that every one: and outstanding opera, and opera, Aachen, and even the Bolshoi Theatre, which is actually called the Opera and ballet, still begins with the letter " About ". And with that, " About " something must be done. Well ... Here ... do. Put "Don Giovanni". Soon "The Cherry Orchard" by composer Fenelon in a concert performance that actually no one decent theater with the letter "O" premiere is not called - just concert , even if there Fenelon unusual. Well, "Ruslan and Lyudmila, is a Russian opera who do not know where the ass whistles and talking, and sometimes even sings.

I, as always, good luck Большому театру и директору во все 3 года его правления, п ч, несмотря ни на что, полгода без его лица на экране ТВ было как-то скучно. И могу также поделиться своими doubts - Desyatnikov removed in vain. I once saw his face at the crossroads .. it, somehow ... look good .. somehow ... more modern than, say, Maya Mihalna today in the film "Black and White Swan. Something in the Bolshoi Theatre in general appears adequate individual composer Desyatnikov. And it is good or bad, is not for us to judge ...

Those who want to see klipchiki of the second action Swan Lake 19.11.2010 go in the comments.

Points For Kettle Corn

[RPF and any number] Raging Jealousy + Souvenir [Bingo Italy]

Title: Raging Jealousy
Author: yuppu
Beta: nnnoh / O \\
Fandom: RPF Rugby + OC
Characters / Pairing: Keith Earls (quoted Seamus)
Rating: NC17
Wordcount: 330
Warning: jealousy, the thought of rape, masturbation
Disclaimer: Keith is not mine, belongs to himself and not gain anything, let alone semi chance to say that it's all true / O \\ Seamus and the Scot are iele_carmilla  
Note: Scritta con il prompt Morsi per bingo_italia  

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Keith si sbatte la porta alle spalle e lascia ricadere il borsone, con un sibilo irato, e si toglie la giacca.

Non sono affari tuoi quello che faccio con Muiris.

Ringhiando, appallottola la sciarpa e la getta a terra.

"Sì che lo sono, invece!" Sbotta, come se Seamus potesse ancora sentirlo.

Ah, ma stavolta not escape.

Oh, no, if he does not escape again.

That kiss - that kiss was not but abuse pure and simple - it was his warning.

Angrily, undresses and goes to the bathroom, leaving his clothes on.

Seamus wants to continue to hold back?

Good.

Then he will come forward and cavergli will see a reaction.

Opens hot water to make it hot, and you look in the mirror fogs up quickly, having stuck in the box under the running hot.

see it, see di che cosa è capace un irlandese geloso.

Non lo lascerà mai a quello scozzese, a costo di prenderselo a forza.

E lo farà, se sarà necessario.

Diavolo, sì che lo farà.

Con questo pensiero, sotto la doccia si scopre eccitato.

È così, quindi?

Vuole davvero Seamus al punto di riventare violento, di seguire istinti bestiali che non sapeva di avere?

Un lampo, un'idea di come sarebbe l'altro teso sotto di lui, e quasi si blocca.

Gli sembra di vederla, la sua pelle bianca, abrasa dalle marked by his rough hands and bites and took too narrow.

he thought he saw the blond tense, arching, to try to escape.

he seems to see his expression, in a tight grimace rancorous despite the languid eyes of their sex, his teeth hurt one so as not to miss groans that can not fight.

And if the Scots could see it in his power alone ...

Keith stops, with shortness of breath, and notes the particular sperm down the glass wall of the shower, almost surprised.

He had not even noticed that he began to masturbate.

He pants, with his heart pounding in his chest as if to leave.

"But I see what the hell are you doing?" He muttered, striking up the wall.

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Title: Souvenir
Author: yuppu
Beta: nononononononononò / O \\
Fandom: RPF Football + music
RPF Characters / Pairing: Jan Durica, Martin Sweet
Rating: R
Warning: lol, wut?
Disclaimer: MENZOOOOOOOOGNE / O /
Notes: Written with the prompt Cuddles for bingo_italia

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Ján brushes her hair from the neck of Martin and just kisses him.

"You have not decided yet, love?" The blows to the ear.

"It is not easy ... 'said the Swede, extending his hand behind him to stroke her face.

The Slovak move his hands from his hips and goes on her slender body, calmly, going back to suoi capezzoli che stringe appena da sopra la maglia.

Il chitarrista mugola piano, appoggiandosi al suo corpo solido come se gli servisse per poter restare in piedi.

"Lo so che non è facile, piccolo, ma devi scegliere... se vuoi ne puoi scegliere anche un paio, ma non puoi prenderli tutti..." Lo bacia dietro l'orecchio. "... anche perché io non starò via così tanto..."

Martin gli infila una mano tra i capelli. "Lo so, ma... mi mancherai così tanto..."

"Mi mancherai tanto anche tu, piccolo... ma preferisco che tu rimanga a bit 'with the desire for when I come back ... "The blows to the ear, while encircling the hips possessive.

"Love ... but also includes webcam, after, right? "the Swede asks, putting a slight pout.

"Sure, honey ... how do you think can do without seeing you all this time? "replied the other, before turning to kiss him.

Martin smiles and encircles the neck, before kissing him. "And you call me every night?"

"Yes .. But you must promise that you tratterrai much as possible when we can not feel ... "

The guitarist puts the muzzle. "But how can I? You've spoiled me so much ... "He complains, in trying to salirgli arm. The kicker

giggles and help, to support for the thighs. "I know ... But come on, I think that I can not even ... believe that it is easier for me? "

" No. .. "Pigola yet another, trying to soften the look of a blond baby.

"So hold on to me, ok?"

"Okay ..." muttered the dark, pointing to an innocent smile.

Ján kisses him on the lips and lets his feet.

The owners of sex shops puts her hands on her hips. "Guys, I understand that you want to cuddle and everything else, but you have decided what to take?" He asks, a little 'mother hen and a little' esattrice.

The blonde giggles and puts Martin on the ground. "Excuse us ..."

Eye White Cervical Mucus

Michael Lobukhin-Spartacus Bolshoi Theater 12.11.2010


Today, the Bolshoi has occurred event. For the first time dancer who graduated from the Vaganova school, danced Spartacus. It's no secret - "Spartacus" ballet, in which dreams to make any artist able to do it on the technical and physical condition. No one is forced to teach the ballet Nicolas Le Riche in order to make it one single time; nobody forced Carlos Acosta burn it to DVD; Ivan Vasiliev as soon as I saw "Spartacus", immediately ill them. That St. Petersburg pulled.

Lobukhin himself told us that ill "Spartacus" began with the first live show of the ballet, and very strongly made every effort to have this role in his service record list. Today's performance clearly marked - the claim is completely unfounded.
The first output appears nervous trembling beat him so that he began mandrazhirovat the whole room. But Michael Lobukhin quickly coped with it and spent the whole game at a very high level. He has an exceptional texture under this role, the right physique, manly kind of strong-willed. Costumes Virsaladze, invented for the main character, looked at it flawlessly + good job makeup and there you have finished the hero of the cult of the ballet. Of course in "Spartacus" one looks not manage, but also the technical side of the case did not disappoint. If the first action were some kovyryaki and too much excited melteshni, then the co-second all vanished. T e a dancer in a good insolent on the scene and realized that all turns out. Loosen up, he began to start, and the central hall of the variation of the second act (before the battle with Crassus) was already on "Cheers." Lobukhin wonderful Cavalier, which is not surprising - in St. Petersburg, he worked with Berezhnoy that partner absolute and skill lessons were not lost. If the 1-m adagio was some uncertainty (for example, the flag was placed on two hands, but honestly, I do not remember does anyone now all on one hand), the "tent" was without a hitch and had a lot of poetry and beauty in the movements (only you do not think, Vishneva was not dancing :-)) And most importantly, full compatibility dancer and the ballet.

tricks which are constantly indulges Ivan Vasiliev, was not. However, the execution of this does not become worse. And not every artist can enter into one of the best ballets Y. Grigorovich so, as if his whole life is dancing. But Spartak, I remember many, and in anything can happen. But to just say - YES, Such openings can be counted on the fingers. Still can not help but mention a dignity artist - dancing very well, a scene for him is not a sandbox.

But mk I can not just crack up all the time, then a spoonful of tar in this barrel of honey still rubble. :-) Despite the fact that Lobukhin muzhikovaty dancer, but ... It is this "Petersburg salon school must be evacuated urgently. H h is all very well when everything is so vyvorotno, respected position, gait ballet, but it's for Prince Desire and Count Albert rolls. And in Spartaca be in zaboristey, in brash, more so, all data for it.

Well, in general, all the great connoisseurs of art of choreography, were on the play, said - now we have two Spartak . And I fully agree with them. From our table to ihomu table (Vaganova school and personally Sergei Mihalich careful) Big Respect. :-)





Svetlana Lunkina Michael Lobukhin


Yuri Baranov, Maria Alexandrova

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«The Passion of the Big" in "Schedule" Svetlana Sorokina

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Quite Discussed event. And, anyway, which side is not treated, the protagonist was Nicholas Tsiskaridze. At one point I even regretted why I do not work at the Bolshoi, I would have more opportunities to observe the star ( it apart jokes ) Russian ballet. And Comrade. Shmondarevu and his ho-companies need to once and for all shut up and stop making attempts to bully, to give any estimate, something advise and m e. Where are you, gentlemen, professors and critics, and where Tsiskaridze. Snout not come out! Therefore Tsiskaridze opinion has weight, and your, sorry, no.

Yes, of course, company on a TV assembled a motley. Svetlana Sorokina known teatralka (I remember how we ran together at the Mariinsky Theater, and even then hello :-) ), A fanatical admirer of Gergiev and turned out to be anything new. For example, "La Traviata" in the post. Franco Zeffirelli. Here at all with Tsiskaridze happened just a holiday of some sort. :-)
basic fallacy of all the new defenders is that they do not know what to call the new opera and, especially in ballet. They are ready to call the ballet "Wolf" Roland Petit's remarkable new clothes just because of this work has never gone into Russia. A "Romeo and Juliet" in horeog. Grigorovich dusty old only because it is said Tanya LevTolstoy .
Since returning to Zeffirelli. It is a pity that Sorokin did not know that the maestro at the time offered that the Bolshoi. But the Bolshoi Theatre proudly rejected it only because it called her a dusty old. Remember the famous phrase innovator Vedernikov - You can still "Aida" from "La Traviata" put ..?

the part of the opera (today - the transfer was 2 pm) val Parsley Pospelov / petrpospelov /, which with some been mobilized and is designed under the banner of the main opera director of the Bolshoi Theater for All Seasons Dmitry Chernyakov. Sorokina put on the form. I have a protégé in St. Petersburg. Fool-packed, the opera does not understand anything, but wants to be the demiurge of this art form. But invite them at least once a neighing. Pospelov already tired and Renansky still a new face. Of course I am afraid that with Tsiskaridze attack will happen, but he somehow learned how to pull together after a Shangina seven skins and nearly pulled him naked in Africa would not let me.

Pospelov, too, in its way is good. Shameless, insolent, and it seems the public does not want anywhere for a conduct, such as Gershenson. Him anywhere in the main report to those abstracts that are outlined figures of opera-demiurge. He outlined them:

• once again for 15 years, the Bolshoi Theatre is the European theater.
• for the umpteenth time in 15 years, the Bolshoi Theatre is on the rise
• many times and in an insane amount Bolshoi Theatre, new conductors, in which the orchestra, once again, will play nefalshivo. And go live to the time when the Swan Lake can not be be confused with Spartacus
• for the umpteenth time at the Bolshoi Theatre invited to sing the star of world opera, not only in the prime minister, and in the usual repertoire

But we want only to ask how Chernomyrdin have Yavlinsky - where you take? Pospelov certainly glad to answer about how the Philharmonic all is well thanks to the work Fikhtengol'ts. But at that time I did not understand why those who are singing in the Philharmonic did not sing at the Bolshoi Theater? Why did the Philharmonic singing young singer Alexanders, and in large Cherstin Avemo. Feel the difference are those who know the voices. Not talking about Frittoli, she also sang in the Philharmonic a memorable concert, and I am pleased to listened to in "La Boheme". But instead I offer Veronica Dzhioeva. A sand poor substitute oats , it's about Henry said, and since then little has changed.

T e, if I understand correctly, demiurgic line of the Bolshoi Theater is that the stars of world opera here is not invited to their star status, and on concepts. Bolshoi Theatre turns a boy on the contrary - the man whom we invited, this is the star of world opera. And that you just Pospelov say.

its European status and infusion into the European family of BT fill is optional confirm "Ruslan and Lyudmila," setting which of course will change all that, what makes a great theater before, n h, there promises to star as a star, though without the coloratura, but as yet named. Moreover, all the power stage will be thrown at achieving a permanent picture view of the room, carpet and chandeliers. And all the efforts of the unfortunate Nikita Shangin, mocked Tsiskaridze, all his care for the poor viewer who allegedly very outstay unpleasant change of scenery, fly to the devil. With our a main rezhopere - nafig some scenes, some pockets. Again expose vygorodku and sit-admire the opera-film, Ruslana coat a la Marlon Brando.

BT with that his unhealthy desire to stand on a par with some mystical European theaters doprygalsya far that is unable to understand what exactly the level of any European theaters, he diligently trying to catch up. In the west, and various theaters Pts I somehow always felt that the Bolshoi Theater is the theater such as Covent Garden, Wiener Staatsoper, MET. T e a powerful repertoire. And the first theater in the country, do not forget about it. How could so contrive and do to the TDB was not less than 40 operas, which at any moment can be put into the repertoire, as was the case Hollender. To productions were classic and innovative - something for every taste. But even in the sludge rezhopere like "Eugene Onegin", you are welcome - Simon Keenleyside, Tamar Iveri, Feruchcho Furlanetto. AND Vienna Philharmonic Orchestra under any conductor. But conductors still there and can pick up without such luxury names, what we have now (like Currentzis), but the same people and professional musicians whose gestures are clear. That being the case, and rezhoperu can wait. And then for some Fikhtengol'ts only cesspool not collected on the cast of "Don Giovanni". And our demiurges fables from the media love to confess about the stars of world opera.

But back to the transfer - Barkhin liked. Which quite simply, otmochite, soothing waxing debaters :-) It turns out, the acoustics can be improved gradually and eventually become good in our new old Bolshoi Theatre. I always thought that the speakers are either / or it is not. In the old theater was. And now, apparently, it will improve every evening with mixer.
In the finale, when Sorokin demanded reconciliation, Pospelov urged everyone to be patient. Back to no return. All of this opera shit, going on a low stage now, will now go to great and, of course, with stars of world opera. To his credit, he said honestly - will have to tolerate it for long. P h, when I got the demiurge, the imperial style of nepodvlasten, and power in their hands. THEOREM still ebemsya to mice, but on the big stage. What Tsiskaridze tired said - sorry, that our life is spent in a while ...

's time to arrange Andrei Malakhov carnage on BT, he, too, was no stranger to the art, went after at large, as well as Dimon and me. :-) But Tsiskaridze invite required, will not yet shmondarevyh Bahr listen.

Below cite an article on "Don Giovanni". About this performance can not be said - there were diverging views. It seems that's the beauty of the new opera productions at the Bolshoi that opinion just came together.

November 7, 2010 20:27

Animation without resuscitation After elegant executions of Berg and his "Wozzeck" The Bolshoi Theatre has decided to continue the artistic war with the Austrians. This time the choice fell on the great Mozart. Read More ...

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[Malcolm / Scrubs] Metamorphosis [Bingo Italy]

Title: The metamorphosis
Author: yuppu
Beta: janetmourfaaill (thanks: D ♥)
Fandom: Malcolm in the Middle, Scrubs
Characters / Pairing: Reese, Todd
Rating: R for Todd / O /
Warning : This fic is Reese-centric (or Todd-centric, chillosà / O \\)
Disclaimer: The characters are not mine, just not one of them, I do not gain anything, all the news except for the joint of the story were taken by the various wiki / O /
Notes: written to madness and to fill the prompt Beach of bingo_italia

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He had a lot of stupid things in his life.
So many do not even remember most of those which he was particularly proud - except that I did becoming a mother, purple with rage, only he and Francis have succeeded .

entering college was certainly not been the greatest, anyway.

It all began when he found the winning ticket while cleaning the corridors of the school.
could not not notice it was so shiny he had to pick it up.

CONGRATULATIONS! WON A TRIP FOR TWO PEOPLE TO BAHAMAS!
* * Read the Rules on the back of the ticket, the participant must be at least eighteen years at the time of winning

His original intention was simply to bring him home and put it in his new box luccichini, but when Craig had seen the writing had insisted and insisted and insisted again until they had gone to collect their award and finally left for the Bahamas.

Craig had spent all her days lying on a deck chair, with his nose plastered of sunscreen and a terrible pair of shorts with purple flowers and green, while Reese was bored to death.

The day before leaving for home, however, met the man who forever changed his life.

Professor ... something. His name was not so important, really.
The important thing was that it was the best cinquista the world. Nobody knew how he beat the five. It was absolutely the best ever seen on the face of the earth, if not the entire universe, and Reese was absolutely shocked by the brilliance of his five.

is a dupe its unparalleled craftsmanship and found himself writing to college to study medicine without really knowing how or why - or how to pay studies, but this was irrelevant. Of course, ended up involved in illegal business from time to time, but kept thinking I did stupid things much worse in his life .

To study, however, had had to change name, not to let anyone know that Reese Wilkerson was becoming a doctor .
The shame would be compelled to switch identities. The surname was so

irrelevant that continued to forget it, but the name was dynamite.
The only problem now was that there kennel at all.

The problem had become so huge and frustrating to drive him every day to be more explicit and more work on his muscles.

And when he was not making obscene jokes and train like a madman, he was so mortally crushing boredom by studying it like a man possessed. His grades were among the highest in his class and there was one person who was not totally shocked by the fact that an individual so hopelessly stupid could achieve so amazing.

His days, and during adolescence were wonderfully wasted abuse Malcolm and Dewey - and occasional acts of vandalism which exceed the evil genius of Francis - had evolved into a bizarre but orderly co-existence of bodily functions, study, training for strength training and her new favorite game of all: "Find doppisensi in what anyone says about you .
In the latter had become a professional, now there was not need people to speak for him to find a doppiosenso.

Upon graduation, he decided it was time to celebrate this new stage of his life with the greatest act of vandalism that came to mind, the thing that above all would go on a rampage mother, if she could it: an act of vandalism on his own person .

He made tattooing " DOC" on the left bicep. Mom's face and his wrath if he could see it - and Reese would have liked to see him that he could once again to admire the way that became a disturbing red, the veins on his forehead swelled and his jaw pushed out into a grimace creepy. He missed, his mother.

For the practicum ended up in a hospital in San DiFrangeles, California, where the nurses were so many women and for the most part very nice - except Laverne, but nothing remained that with the right amount of alcohol would did too.

Among practitioners of surgery he found a friend who never refused a five. And what made him very happy, because he did not like at all that people refused to give him five. It was not the only one to give him rope, but it was what he saw most often. In addition to Dr. Wen, the chief surgeon. For some reason I

did not realize he had decided that surgery was the best practitioner of all the hospital and he did not know why, but was still happy to shred people to earn a living.

Sure, every day had to struggle with the fact of having to respond to a name that was not his first name and it had its bad aspects - as when writing the letter to Dr. Casey's had to remember in his name there were two 'd' or all the times in which they had to remind him that Dr. Quinlan with whom everyone wanted to talk about was him - but one thing was certain footprint.

confirmation, was the time when he pointed it back to every sexual possibility that the hospital had to offer - because after the college had begun to dog kennels and the great thing he had consecrated his obsession with the slight distortion What time did not matter if they had eighteen or ninety-six years, if they were wonderful creatures or creepy beings, if they had Dindol or butterfly, there were no limits to what could be done. Or do.

The attendant looked at him then with a note of disgust and asked: "What the hell are you?"
E fieramente, Reese portò i pugni sui fianchi e disse: “Io sono IL Todd!”

 

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Recital Michael Spyres CC Pavel Slobodkin Center 08.11.2010



World Wide Web Thank you for what you have :-) Today hike to the Center Slobodkin I prompted the Rommie with Papageno, the one that re-kabaletny and which cessa (LIMITED) . :-) Somewhere there he learned of the tenor Michael Spyres . Sam met and recommended to all. I, as always, prepared - listen on youtube. What nevopros - garbage, it was understandable. But wanted to learn с приоритетами наших друзей-соперников, тем более, что Центр Слободкина просто прелесть что за зал, - небольшой и уютный, с дешевым буфетом и с прекрасным проходом for 150 rubles. And for the money I am willing to at least three spiresov in one evening to listen.

The free, well executed programmke read that Michael Spires is the soloist almost Staatsoper Unter den Linden, when the name of the German State Opera (this was written) is adequate to this theater. Paired with a soloist singing Spiresom Austrian opera in Linz Ales Milutin, well conducted and did not understand how an orchestra, Constantine Orbelian. In the program were listed tenor hits of all time and Peoples' Rights: Of course, Una furtiva lagrima; Pourquoi me réveiller (Werther); La donna e mobile; "Where, where" the product, which break down your teeth lately tenor, - Je crois entendre, - t e romance Nadir. Still fresh memories of the vocals of Philip Prior, as we hit performance Comrade. Spiresa. :-)

Rossini was presented only an overture to The Barber of Seville " in a manner which razdolbayskoy sbatsal orchestra before the second compartment. From Donizetti was only cavatina Noreen.

After the concert, I suddenly clearly realized that quite reluctant to analyze how these people sang. When you come for an evening of amateur, totally do not pay attention to quality of performance. All scores of people just want the speakers to speak :-) enjoy any applause (applause and, in our case were even Pts good), send a positive joy out to the audience hall (n h, these big stars who can sing, they were on the scene go to work, for which they are paid and quite a few). Tonight was just such a voice: like as bad and sort of like NEprofneprigodny. :-)


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When tenor singing the aria of Don Ottavio, and then Werther, has given way to a soprano and retired behind the scenes, I'm thinking :-) Duma, began to look for at least some positive qualities in Michael Spirese. The first thing that came to mind - a voice is ... tenoralnogo tone. :-) And then somehow it seemed to me that what he sang - and sang it enough - not all his . :-) It's not been his "Pearl Fishers" and "Don Giovanni", more or less it was Duke, and, oddly enough, Lenski, sung at a very good Russian. Well, what Russian does not like it when Lensky well sing in Russian. :-) And if it does not Russian, the storm of applause will be provided. And he was.
Spires sang as one American song (Be my lover) for a broad and dashingly, but in the end he had a real perdimonokl and final note (either before or B) he is so juicy zapetushil, but not nearly efface, - developed long cock , but after he fell down on his knees with a guilty expression on his face, after What the audience just burst into tears. :-)

the end with his partner, who looked well and was elegantly dressed like a real opera singer Austrian theater, they sang, of course, Brindisi, but without the champagne.

you send me all the obscenities when I brought you the movie (if it is possible tomorrow , n h equipment new and something I can not do so, although I tried), but I went out again with a positive and even wanted to go to his syrit. But, fortunately, have not found where. :-)

What I want to say in the end ... I do not know what's up with klipchikami out, but you guys in St. Petersburg is better not to go. Well .. if only you the time and you do not feel sorry for cocks tenor missed :-).












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Prokofiev's "Romeo and Juliet Bolshoi Theater 05.11.2010

Then came a black month for real friends Bolshoi Theatre - solid Grigorovich and they have nowhere to go. A small bone in the form of "Esmeralda" with blonde and so loved by them, "Vain precaution Frederick Ashton them all the same had been planted. T e poglodat be something, but this saturation in this scenario is difficult to achieve. :-) Well, never mind. Not far off holiday ... Absolutely go gossip about that from 1 January Mahar Vaziev, which quite easily found a replacement in the Rock in the face of Derevianko, will still at the helm unsinkable Bolshoi. And in company with Gershenzon, Gajewski and Vikharev still drowned Forsyth, Herman (th) Schmerman (ohms) and Rubin fucking. I even have a proposal - ultimately translate ballet stagione, and then 6 times Herman row with rubies, followed by 6 times "Petrouchka" with "Serenade", and 8 times in a row, "Youth and Death" from "Russian Seasons." That's where we all rest in the pit!

But now rest in the pit was not possible, n h Theatre, exhaling after a day of pack, "Don Giovanni" and began to work for its intended purpose. Namely - Give baletikov good and different. Today gave "Romeo and Juliet." And, despite the absence of a full ballet friends - they do not go on this, - the hall was polnehonek. And, characteristically, after the first branch of any reptile of the holders of season tickets did not go home. So we had to stay in their places, which Though cost 50 rubles, but were not bad - no one could see only the edge of the stage. And so, almost the entire ballet feast was in full view.

I hope all those who have run up to my LJ, they know how I feel about Grigorovich? :-)
For those who are in the tank to announce that I treat it not as Mahar Vaziev who allegedly severely punished Directorate, that he would go to the post of artistic director of ballet only when the theater will not Grigorovich. And I love the Bolshoi when it has Grigorovich. Here we have to Vaziev raskosets obtained.

composition was just the one that I failed to see the premiere. And he did not grieve, but rather by the entire simply is pleased.
Well, first of all, for no apparent reason, the Count Paris. :-) P h much of a París different colors I have seen enough from time immemorial, there is only one was not ... But almost always it was crap and talk about Paris is not vodilos ever. And then wanted to talk about the image, the beauty of the lines of the elegant jumping on the noble appearance of refined manners, at last. Programme of course I did not have. In person, I did not recognize him (tonnes on issues do not go to school a long time ago ). And only in the subway on the way back to find out who is this wonderful dancer. It turned Vladislav Lantratov . And right themselves greeted with a very pleasant experience. :-) P h I love it when like and the role of not wanted, and suddenly - bam - go dancer and makes it sweet. With what I do and I congratulate the artist.

№ 2 Michael Lobukhin . A visiting Vikings from the city on the Neva, and while that is not very rooted in Moscow's dung. Well, you know, Leningrad school and suddenly late Grigorovich ... However, with him was also fine. The image and dance - a strong performance. Very suitable texture, hammered posture and lack of fussiness in his movements, accurately follow the music - it's all in his asset. Killed Mercutio exactly to the music and how delivered - literally three movements.
But I do not quite understand why so much was shaking his head. However, it seems, so now show teachers, n h is the same make and Dmitrichenko. And the party Tybalt so all strongly dance and made that increase the impact on the public with exaggerated facial expressions and gestures do not need. So far, Lobukhin clear and perfect technical side takes precedence over fashion. Slightly exaggerated way umelchaet impact of a powerful dance. In this performance Lobukhin more Tybalt Lavrovsky than Grigorovich. And its possible of course much greater.

central pair. In plus, you can add a general impression of the extraordinary young soloists. Although Nina Kaptsova very very young dancer will not name, but Juliet has turned her just a girl. And even when she was a woman still remained a girl - pretty, with a girlish figure, light, with a sort of helplessness and passionate. I understand that all Pts plush, but Juliet Kaptsova it is.
dancing carp was not to anything. Choreography was totally her. Yes and it looks like a ballerina was not thinking about technique, about the difficulties of execution. Just trying to live on the scene in this way as it understands. And managed to make enough healthy Pts tedious courtship scene of Paris. In short, they Napara with Lantratova turned out well.
The final course was strumming on the part of the passions, but there's orchestra played well, I do not understand how the artists managed to end to bring the show .. such navytvoryali. :-) Prokofiev Pts difficult composer for the performance of the Bolshoi Theatre Orchestra.

Artem Ovcharenko , now time and the main ballet lover's Bolshoi Theatre, all the support did. :-) And so something successfully spun, jumped, and the broad strokes brains sculpted image. :-) And what is he turned Romeo? Very very young. That's 16 - no longer give. Amorous. And the small ... cowardly. Of course against this Tybalt, he was not pulled. But somehow contrived, ran a run on the stage, bent knife, his sly and chiknul. :-) Tybalt had very much want to kill him. But despite all these my hihanki, Romeo is probably the best role Ovcharenko. It might be even better. But Romeo is one of the most challenging parties in the modern Ballet Theater, it is difficult Mukhamedov stretched ...





Zagrebin danced about as well as at the premiere of Mercutio and his party. With it, he has problems no.



turns out, that was quite a good part of the soloists. I'm not talking about the play itself, which has managed to iron out a very negative impression of troupe after the Daughters of the Pharaoh "in the Kremlin. There are those who danced in the woods, who for firewood. Today was another matter entirely - all perfectly rehearsed, each knows his maneuver, and all the performance testified to the high professional level of the troupe. T e can be when they want to know how to dance and fun. Ballet is excellent shot down and directing, and dance. There is no looseness that was in the same "Pharaoh's daughter." Directed by Yuri Grigorovich dynamics of "Romeo and Juliet 'is such that, at times quite boring music by Prokofiev does not make it boring, which I no way I can say about Reed Lavrovsky. There, from pantomime and from Primitive dances do not know what to wall climb. I know. Had at one time to see this event - I still remember those days when Tsiskaridze Troubadour danced with Sklifasovskoy :-)

Farm Lessons 14 In English

[Meme] The meme of the princesses

Guess what, I'm sick. I ain't got a fever, but I've got a slight migraine, I'm cold, dizzy, sick and nauseated.
Somebody kill me now D:

 

 Cinderella

 

One of your parents is dead.

You are expected to do a lot of chores.

You love to dress up.

You love animals

You are waiting patiently for your Prince Charming.

Your mom is really strict.

You have sisters who seem kind of jealous of you.

You’re afraid to speak your mind sometimes.

You have left your shoes at a friend’s house before.

You have blonde hair.

 

Total: 3

 

Belle

 

You’ve kissed someone your friends didn’t like.

You’ve been lost in the forest.

You love to read.

You are not shy at all, and not afraid to speak your mind.

One of your family members is a bit weird

You have done volunteer work.

You have a wild imagination.

You love to take care of people in need.

You have had guys like you just because they think you’re pretty.

You’ve rejected at least one person when they’ve asked you out.

 

Total: 4

 

Jasmine

 

Your dad is very rich/important.

You are very clever.

You’ve been with someone way different from you.

You’re unique and different from everyone else.

You’d never marry someone just because they were rich.

You have set a lot of goals for yourself.

You don’t have a lot of friends

You’re independent.

You are wealthy.

Your parents try to control your life.

 

Total: 5

 

Ariel

 

Your parents expect a lot from you.

You really try to follow the rules, but it’s hard for you.

You’re a bit of a trouble maker.

You’re the youngest in your family or in the last two.

You have a lot of sisters (three or more).

You collect something.

You have/had long hair.

You have/had a pet fish.

You’re extremely curious.

You believe everything people tell you.

 

Total: 6

 

Snow White

 

You know that you’re beautiful

Sometimes it seems like your mom is jealous of you.

You’ve almost been killed.

You have at least seven good friends .

You’ve had food poisoning.

You’ve had/have short hair.

You get along with almost everyone.

All of your friends are different.

You love to have a good time.

You’re happier when you’re out of the house than in.

 

Total: 4

 

Mulan

 

You can be a tomboy sometimes.

People wish you could be a bit more girly.

You’ve pretended to be someone you’re not.

You’ve had a physical fight with someone.

You have/had considered running away from home.

Your parents try to plan your life out.

A lot of your friends are boys.

You sometimes find yourself in bad situations.

You love your family so much that you’d do anything to protect them.

 

Total: 7

 

Aurora

 

You live/have lived with someone other than your parents.

You almost died at a very young age.

You are gentle, loving and/or thoughtful.

You have a decent singing voice.

You like to sleep in late on the weekends.

You spend most of your time outside, or try to do so.

You’re adopted.

You’re very romantic.

Pink is one of your favorite colors.

 

Total: 2

 

Pocahontas

 

You love to walk around and explore big cities.

You are more spiritual than religious.

You’ve been in an interracial relationship.

One of your family members is dead (mum, dad, sister, brother, grandma, grandpa).

Your parents are very protective of you.

Someone you know has been in war.

You love nature

You have/had black hair.

You would love to move somewhere exotic and beautiful.

You’re very adventurous.

 

Total: 3

I'm Mulan :D

 

Stolen from mikamikarin  <3

Is Ambesol While Pregnant

[RPF National German] Idiot + Brüderl Streit [White Night]

Toh, Schweinski e Schweinicest, ciapate \O/

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Lukas apre la macchina, prima dell'ormai familiare cozzo mentre Bastian's arms around his life.
"Hello."
"Bastian, you're not going to start to look like a normal person, healthy, and reveal your presence first to come knocking at people, right?"
"No, ever. "retorted Schweinsteiger, resting his chin on his shoulder.
"How's your foot?" We inform the Polish.
"Divinely, feels he can tap-dance."
"Bastian ..." He chuckles, turning around just to look at other things that pop a kiss on the lips before he can resume at any way.
"I'm fine, really. And the doctor said I can play. And I wanted to tell you. "Lukas
strokes his arm, smiling. "I'm glad."
"Now we can go? I'm cold and I want a chocolate. Poldi, offer me a hot chocolate at home, I will repay in kind, "they cried, dashing, before taking the car to get around in the passenger seat.
Podolski laughs, shaking his head. "But because you are an idiot ..."

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Bastian, lying on the couch, says Tobias sat on the ottoman.

him and that his black sweater with a V-neck

Without warning, throws a pillow against the back of his brother.
"Tobi, when you stop to dress like a fag?" The song, before flying straight on the pillow against his nose.
"When you stop you, stop." Retorted Tobias, the first to attack his brother's body by pressing it against the face of the crime.

The youngest and struggles free from his grasp, sitting and taking almost banging his head against the other.

"I do not dress to be queer."
"No, of course."

"I mean really."
"Oh, yes, I suppose."
"Tobi."
"I'm not that Schweinsteiger was photographed with a silk scarf with three drag queen. "Responds Tobias, with a half grin blowhard - on how to manage both, must have blood .

Bastian responded with exactly the same mocking smile. "I'm not the Schweinsteiger who first gave the language to his brother, correct me if I'm wrong."
Major snorts, amused.

"Do not you be sorry I know. "
" Oh, I never said that I regret, Tobi ... "

" This does not prove that I dress gay. "

" Uh. Well ... But I know to be right. "

" Are You the fashionista among us, in effect ... "chuckled the Major, before Bastian leans over to kiss him just to shut him up - or at least that's the official excuse.

Tobias, on his side, does not hold back and answered with a smile on your lips against his brother. They know both of

have slipped in this senseless bickering just for this.
Like most of the time when they start arguing with the most stupid excuses in the world.

We need just to get to a point where the two have to force to silence another.
And the other takes advantage.

As Tobi is now, returning to lay the child while trying to stick his tongue in her mouth.

Bastian has a rebellion that results in a consequent and spank - and powerful, even - palpated in the ass. The largest protest

whining and expresses its disappointment at loosing his pants.

What self-respecting quarrel is resolved without one or both of them remained at least half naked?

The child - who knows this tradition and is careful not to break - returns and lower treatment jeans and boxers together.
"Wear tight-fitting boxer. It's official. You dress to be gay. "
" But give yourself fire you. "Retorted his brother, clutching his groin Bastian. Just

struggles with a groan, and trims a punch in the stomach. "Asshole."
"You asshole." I say, to begin loosening the grip to stroke at times, despite the almost threatening expression to set the brother.
... Tobi, you are not credible. "Bastian then mutters, before the ice melts its expression in rice.

"But you're a shit, you, all right ..." Tobias chuckles, before putting his hand inside her panties to begin to masturbate.
Just a pity that, in return, has forgotten to remove the ring and missed the blast more than half a meter.

"But pig shit, Bastian can not be that every time you forget levarti that thing!"

"Eeeeh, which will be never! It will be just a little 'chilly, How many stories ... "he muttered.

"Bastian, I swear I'll shove that ring in the ass and you retrieve it alone, then."
"It could be interesting."
"You may remember my suggestion and give you fire, if do not know how to pass the time. "
The child does not listen more, intent as it is to try to remove the stubborn piece of jewelry.

Tobias snorts and takes the ring finger in the mouth for that thing levargli . Bastian
fixed admired his brother for a few seconds before that the savings in front of the ring.
"Done. We wanted much? "
" sucks, I've covered my face with saliva. "
" Ah, well, me, however, when the language does not come in contact with my saliva, no? "

. .. so I want to kiss you spend. Like, forever. "

" Not true. "Retorted the Major.

"No, indeed." Replied the other, before you kiss.

"Ah, Bastian ..." Tobias says suddenly, as if he had remembered something very important.
"What?"
... can not tell me that I dress to be a fag while continuing to carry that thing on her finger. What is queer. "

... I have an idea, why do not you fire yourself? "